10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is for loners.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!