10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fold and live to fold again
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.