10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts