10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers