10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier