10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes