10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.