10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.