10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986