10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel