10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."