10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)