10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986