10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "No river, no fish."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it