10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Why not, when some because there are three.