10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim