10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Welcome to kicker school
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth