10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.