10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Fook the floosh droo!