10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is