10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'