10 Random Poker Quotes
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- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"