10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.