10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill