10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from