10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.