10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?