10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "No river, no fish."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."