10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is for loners.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."