10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die