10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it