10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.