10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986