10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.