10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)