10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.