10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.