10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.