10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier