10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.