10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak