10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.