10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Why not, when some because there are three.