10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?