10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester