10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon