10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)