10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)