10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Fook the floosh droo!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.