10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"